1. 2 years ago 

    AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names

    When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for several people to bind themselves together in the Most Perfect Union known to man, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel their fusion.

    And so, with the end of creating Beauty, revealing Truth through sound, I have joined a band. That’s right people, today marks the first in a several-part series of the AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names, Episode I: Band Names — List 1. To showcase some of the creative genius that went into the naming process, I will start off with a list of rejected band names that I came up with (mostly) by myself Divine Revelation. Each episode will showcase a band name that I was actually in, thus, the “winner.” And Now, withawt farther addiew, we hold these truths to be self-evident:



    AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names, Episode I: Band Names — List 1


    The World’s Greatest
    Encore
    Feminem
    The Mixing Bowls
    Steel Chairades (like charades, but misspelled for effect)
    Marco Solo
    Atlas of World History
    The Washington Most
    Coordinated Attatcks
    Pakistan
    Europe Objects
    Flirtations in Butterfly
    Jungle Troll
    Shgreen Shday
    Employment
    In Case They’re Worried
    Philip’s Glass
    The Night at the Muzum
    Reflections in Tritone: A Trilogy
    Untitled
    Self-titled
    Spell Check
    The Doctor-Donnas
    Hard Kor3
    Night of the Giving Head
    Undead Reawakening
    Apocolaypse Infinite
    Satan’s Scepter
    CD Enclosed

    And the Winner is: Pink Unicorns of Doom

    You can’t use that one, I already have. It’s taken.

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