When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for several people to bind themselves together in the Most Perfect Union known to man, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel their fusion.
And so, with the end of creating Beauty, revealing Truth through sound, I have joined a band. That’s right people, today marks the first in a several-part series of the AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names, Episode I: Band Names — List 1. To showcase some of the creative genius that went into the naming process, I will start off with a list of rejected band names that I came up with (mostly) by myself Divine Revelation. Each episode will showcase a band name that I was actually in, thus, the “winner.” And Now, withawt farther addiew, we hold these truths to be self-evident:
AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names, Episode I: Band Names — List 1
The World’s Greatest
Encore
Feminem
The Mixing Bowls
Steel Chairades (like charades, but misspelled for effect)
Marco Solo
Atlas of World History
The Washington Most
Coordinated Attatcks
Pakistan
Europe Objects
Flirtations in Butterfly
Jungle Troll
Shgreen Shday
Employment
In Case They’re Worried
Philip’s Glass
The Night at the Muzum
Reflections in Tritone: A Trilogy
Untitled
Self-titled
Spell Check
The Doctor-Donnas
Hard Kor3
Night of the Giving Head
Undead Reawakening
Apocolaypse Infinite
Satan’s Scepter
CD Enclosed
And the Winner is: Pink Unicorns of Doom
You can’t use that one, I already have. It’s taken.