Hello World,
I am writing you today to announce the creation of The Website, the pinnacle of modern civilization, the pride and joy of the New Millenium, the Harbringer of the Greatpocalypse. Today I unlease the 0th Wonder of the World (because it’s greater than the other 7). Today I bring to you a most glorious light, out from which the the brilliance of which shines to all Civilization and heralds it into a New and Glorious Future, a Future dominated increasingly by Puns and Lists, which we here at AllWeDoIsMakePunsAndWriteLists constantly and ingeniously create.
And Thus, I reveal to you, a List:
Top 2 Things About Which To Blog
2. Puns
1. Lists
Signed,
Your author,
Bill