May 2010
1 post
Final Tumblr Post
Thanks Tumblr, that was fun. But now I’m off to to the bigger, badder, more customizable Wordpress. AWDIMPAWL will still be here though, only now kickin’ it from http://punsandlists.co.tv/
April 2010
1 post
Today, you get a double whammy: a song AND a pun!...
March 2010
12 posts
Greatest Album of All Time
An Open Letter to Pitchfork.
Dear Pitchfork,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Bill
P.S. This letter is preemptively written. I’m writing it preemptively in case you don’t end up giving Power Pirate’s album Plane Ticket a favorable review.
P.P.S. I am sure that you will either give it a poor review or no review at all, just because it’s not Radiohead.
P.P.P.S. But most of all,...
Migrating to Wordpress
If you’ll excuse me for a couple days, I’ll be back after I finish migrating to wordpress. After that, another round of Flashbacks!
What % of Valentines Day Candy Tastes What %...
mpgarate:
1. 90% off Valentines Day candy tastes 90% better.
Thanks, mpgarate.
Posted originally by mpgarate.
Listed by Bill.
AWDIMPAWL Series: Band Names
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for several people to bind themselves together in the Most Perfect Union known to man, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel their fusion.
And so,...
Top 16 Rap Songs of All Time
An Open Letter to the Reader Dear Reader, It is clear to me, the author, that you are of a special kind — those qualified to frequent such a distinguished website as this clearly exhibit a brilliancy of mind of a caliber until now unseen in the history of the universe. As such, it is up to me to congratulate you on your mental finesse and power and offer you a beacon of truth in the dark...
Top 7 Versions of Windows
Dear Reader,
Whether you’re comfortably opening this letter by the fireplace while sipping on an iced brandy or parousing this blog via twitter on your iPhone in an airplane after cleaning up your neighbor’s spilled Coke from all over your new scarf, you’re doing so through a computer. If you have any brains at all, you’re using a Windows machine, or better yet, a Linux or...
The 10 Best Songs of All Time
Dear Blogosphere,
Today I’m writing you because I’ve seen a trend in the AWDIMPAWL Lists, and that trend must not continue. You see, blogosphere, we here at AWDIMPAWL actually compose lists, not just repost old ones. In fact, some of the freshest, most raw, most unadulterated lists were so excellent that they overceded the previous incarnation of AWDIMPAWL. And thus, I present to you,...
Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL
Dearly Beloved,
I am writing you today to give you some sad news. I hate to bring such a glorious time to an end, but this post will (probably) be the last in the Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL series. However, it’s not for seaworthy, We (I) will be back with some more, fresh lists. This is not the end. The end is just the beginning. And so, without delay, I present to you, the Beginning!
...
Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL
World:
Dear Diary,
Today I saw a boy and I wondered if he noticed me. He took my breath away.
Dear Diary,
I can’t get him off my mind, and it scares me ‘cause I’ve never felt this way.
No, I’m not just singing Britney Spears, it’s an allegory. I’ll explain it to you. You see, the “boy” is an old AWDIMPAWL List back from when were were hosted...
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Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL
Dearly Beloved,
Today I’m writing you to introduce the second in our Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL series, going way back to when we were hosted on Blogspot. Anyway, before the nosteargia starts hittin us, I’ll rock a shout-out from New York City to a good bud of mine’s quite excellent trax. Give it a listen if you love America, New York City, or college girls.
A Selection of...
Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL
Today, I’m kicking off a flashback series to the glory days of AWDIMPAWL, when we were primarily hosted on blogspot. The first punst in the series highlights an important quality of AWDIMPAWL, that all we do is make puns and write lists. Consider that your first pun.
And sans further ado, I present to you, Flashbacks: Best of AWDIMPAWL, Episode 1: Fuck
TOP TEN THINGS TO FUCK WITH AS AN...
Constitution? Reads More like a Con-shit-tution!
Hello World,
I am writing you today to announce the creation of The Website, the pinnacle of modern civilization, the pride and joy of the New Millenium, the Harbringer of the Greatpocalypse. Today I unlease the 0th Wonder of the World (because it’s greater than the other 7). Today I bring to you a most glorious light, out from which the the brilliance of which shines to all Civilization...